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Ok so those of you who know of Me or know Me know my shoulder is screwed up,thus the VA just HAS to find out why(whatever)

Anywho I have a apointment scheduled for a thing they call a nerve test.I don't know who in the holly hell found out how to do this but OMFG!!!

It starts off with them grounding you with a small paddle on the back of your hand,next they put two metal loops with sesors to two fingers...yea ok no big deal......THEN they grab this device that looks like a food thermometer gone wrong and set it on top of the nerve and commence to shocking it to see how long it takes for your hand to jump ok at first then the pulse gets harder and harder until your whole hand is jumpin...this fun thing lasts for about 30 mins and they stick the thermometer in various places.





When they are satisfied they have enough information they got to the reeaaaal fun part...needles.I'm a sadist but holly fuckin shit if it didn't take evrything I had not to punch te doc.

This needle is the at least two inches long and the gauge of a small sewing needle which gets stuck all the way into My hand three time and moved around,then move to My forearm...move more,My bicep..move more,My tricep...move more,My shoulder..you guessed it,then twice in My neck(murder was about to ensue)



He gets done and tells Me "everything looks fine"**blink** you just stuck Me like 12 times to say everything is fine oh that is your ass.Here's the real fn part SINCE they can't say it's nerves.....................wait for it..........................................................................................................................................................THEY NEED TO DO MORE TESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FallenPixie
18:24 Jan 28 2008

That's the funniest shit I've heard in a long ass time! Only because I know exactly where you're comin' from I guess...*snickers* Talk to ya later.......



TWITCH!!!!!!!



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